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Thursday March 08th 2007, 9:31 am
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-Ice Fishing

-Duck Hunt

-Digital Video Compression

-Major pentatonic scale

-Lyrics to “O Tannenbaum”

-Metalsmithing

-HOW TO TREAT A LADY

-Wrangling

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Thursday March 01st 2007, 2:47 pm
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Wednesday February 28th 2007, 8:18 am
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Wednesday February 07th 2007, 9:01 am
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-Trash Winner

-Dave namer (naming people Dave for money)

-Dam Photographer (only dam’s, sorry.)

-Guy that tries to count to a million but gets distracted around 975,000 everytime. (News Corp would probably pay for this)

-Tape rewinder

-Guy that screams each subway stop on the 6 train

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-Someone who asks you if you “like comedy” on the street


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Friday February 02nd 2007, 8:50 am
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-horns

-recording studio

-laminated badge that said “Who’s the Boss?”

-digital reminder for sunbathing

-a hollogram of my actual life

-speakers with an fm tuner continually trying to find public radio

- a neat hat

-the movie “Hitch”



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Wednesday January 31st 2007, 8:07 pm
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Monday January 22nd 2007, 9:11 am
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1. Every script involved some kind of plundering or rape.

2. Didn’t understand why rape / plundering isn’t accepted in society.

3. Broke a lot of chairs

4. Tried to turn blender blades into a sword.

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7. Can’t even speak English.

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If I were an ogre, this would be a list of my favorite things to do:
Wednesday January 10th 2007, 12:51 pm
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Tuesday January 02nd 2007, 10:04 am
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-Punchasaurus Rex
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-Danny DeVito Kite-Frog
-Rotating HamLizard
-Doogie Howser Wrist Lamp Lamb
-Everyone
-Howling Stray Duck
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Friday August 18th 2006, 12:43 pm
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Monday January 02nd 2006, 7:10 am
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-Go on MTV’s “I want a famous face” and become Lil Bow Wow

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Sunday December 11th 2005, 1:08 pm
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Tuesday November 22nd 2005, 6:54 am
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“Mom, get off of Dad!”
“Enjoy your menopause, I’m going scuba diving!”
“Stop it, Mom, I’m eating your terrible plate of disgust.”
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“I’m confused Mom, are these cookies or did you just decide to shit into a bowl and call it dessert?”
“Right. Like I’d EVER want to be seen with YOU in a hospital!”
“That’s not even Dad, Mom.”
“I love you mom…SIKE!”
“You don’t know how to raise your daughter”



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Friday November 11th 2005, 12:10 pm
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Tuesday November 01st 2005, 8:13 am
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“These pants are delicious!”
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