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Monday September 25th 2006, 7:02 am
Filed under: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!, People I hate.

These goddamn bus seats are just magnetic! The second I sit down my Motorolla Razr just flies out of my pocket and into my hand! Wait, I just have to check my email via phone. Checking it on a computer screen is so 90’s alt-rock.

Well, here I go dialing! I can’t wait to say phrases like “Get that money baby!” and “The waitstaff at [very hip sushi restaurant] was soooo slow.” Hold on, you just said something shocking to me on the other line. I am going to sit forward in my bus-seat and take off my Christian Dior glasses because everyone is definitely watching me and wondering what my next move is.

Yes, that’s right, rest of the bus. I am emoting. Over business deals. All of this is very shocking to me and I want answers now. Wait, let me check my email while I’m still on the phone. That could be Coca-Cola emailing! I’m just going to say things like “uh-huh, oh yeah totes,” and “it is so not pre-fab,” while I actually check my email. RC-Cola wants to sponsor my fall fashion line? Yeah right, cunts! My nine leather bracelets are really awesome.

Well, I’m going to have to hang up now and then half-turn to the person next to me and roll my eyes to try and get their attention. Boy, I hope they see me so I can tell them how successful I am and how wonderful my business is! My own business. Wow, I am really getting that paper. Did the other guy see me eye roll? I hope so!

Oh. He’s spitting on me.

Is that in now? Is spitting the new black? I’m going to assume it is.

Here I go, I’m going to spit on the bus-driver on my way out to say thanks!

Hm. That did not go well. These cuffs are uncomfortable! But…oh yes. NEXT RUNWAY SHOW! MODELS IN CUFFS! BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST TRAPPED IN CHARMED LIVES AND CANNOT AND WILL NOT GET OUT! THEY ARE IN THE PRISONS OF THEIR OWN COLLECTIVE MINDS! I AM A GODDAMN GENIUS!



I run the local Orange Julius Stand
Saturday September 23rd 2006, 3:55 pm
Filed under: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

And I want you to know that I’m not giving out freebies. Yeah, I know you’re from my high school and that’s all the more reason you’re not going to get a free bev. Yeah. I am successful. I decide how much Julius goes in and how much DOESN’T. Look at my elbows. Look at them. The Lord God hand-crafted these elbows.

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Wednesday August 23rd 2006, 8:44 am
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Tuesday May 16th 2006, 8:49 am
Filed under: General, FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


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Filed under: Stories, FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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For some reason we interviewed him today at work.

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Monday May 08th 2006, 9:02 pm
Filed under: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


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Tuesday April 04th 2006, 8:34 am
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