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Conversations with Hettler #011
Wednesday November 14th 2007, 2:54 pm
Filed under: Stories, Conversations with Hettler

Jake: So should I still come down around 6:30

Hettler: You seem like you dont want to

Jake: What?

Hettler: I’m getting negative vibes

Jake: What are you?

Hettler: Nothing.



Conversations with Hettler #012
Thursday January 11th 2007, 1:28 pm
Filed under: Conversations with Hettler

Tim: I wish instead of flesh and bone, I were song and dance.

Jake: Yeah me too.  That way I wouldn’t feel like murdering someone everytime I thought about you.

Tim: I get a boner when I think of you.  The BAD kind.



Conversations with Hettler #011
Monday January 08th 2007, 2:34 pm
Filed under: Conversations with Hettler
Tim: I now have 700 hobo names pinned up in my cubicle
Jake: Why?
Tim: It’s like i don’t even know you
Jake: I know
Jake: Stop being alive.

Jake Goldman has gone offline



Conversations with Hettler #010
Monday September 11th 2006, 7:56 am
Filed under: Stories, Conversations with Hettler

Tim: I just witnessed my dog licking its own butt.

Jake: That’s impressive.

Tim: I know! I mean–I’d do it if I could.

Jake: Definitely.

Tim: Wait, that came out wrong.

Jake: Nope, it came out just right.

Tim: Yeah. Who am I kidding?

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Conversations with Hettler #009 (p.s. I am back from sabbatical)
Tuesday June 06th 2006, 7:44 am
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Tim: Kill me.

Me: If I could, you know I would. (TOTAL WILCO SONG!!! OMG!!!)

Tim: That means a lot to me, you know that right?

Me: Yes. We’ll be together forever.

(this entire blog will be updated / re-designed soon, I think)

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Conversations with Hettler #008
Tuesday April 11th 2006, 8:23 am
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Conversations with Hettler #007 CAPS LOCK EDITION!
Monday January 23rd 2006, 7:40 am
Filed under: Conversations with Hettler

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Tim: DO A DANCE

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Jake: PANIC INSIDE A TOMB

Tim: I CANT BREATHE

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Conversations with Hettler #005
Wednesday December 28th 2005, 9:04 am
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Conversations with Hettler #004
Friday December 09th 2005, 10:00 am
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Jesus Christ, Hettler.
Wednesday December 07th 2005, 3:19 pm
Filed under: Internet, Conversations with Hettler

Okay, I couldn’t hold back any longer. This is absolutely ridiculous / hillarious.

Hettler, the guy who made me this site and one of my great friends decided it would be funny if he put the following post on Craig’s List in the “Casual Encounters M4M Section” It was under the heading “The Best 20 Minutes of Your Life”:

“Looking for a man who is willing to let me yell and scream at their engorged penis. Not looking for anything sexual, just 20 minutes of your time while I vent at your penis. Discretion is a must. “

Any sane person would look at this and either think A) This is a joke or B) This guy is insane. Either way, it really shouldn’t merit any responses. Since that posting only two days ago, Hettler’s mailbox has been flooded. I will post a few responses here because they are some of the funniest pieces of text I’ve ever read. I can’t believe anyone would actually be curious to see what it’s like to have someone scream at an organ of yours:

“Umm, so I just stand there with a hardon (periodically stroking to keep it in such a state or something), while you yell at it? Dude, what are you going to yell?”

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” Now this sounds different!

I’m more than happy to engage in this, but I’d like to know more. Would this yelling and screaming at my cock be some kind of proxy for yelling and screaming at some guy who did something to upset you? Or is this just an odd sexual thing that gets you off. Sounds like fun, and depending where on E—- Avenue you’re on, I’m probalby not far. But I’d like to know more details.” (He used the word proxy! What the fuck?!)

“Have at it. Yell yourself hoarse” (Slut.)

“You must have some psychological difficulties”

“I’m curious how this would be the best 20 min of my life. Could you explain?”

“I don’t get it. Where is the pleasure in having you just yell?”

If he gets more..I’ll post them here. Ridiculous.

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Conversations with Hettler #003
Wednesday November 30th 2005, 8:30 am
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Tim: I might get a nude modeling gig.

Jake: No you won’t. What, for an art class?

Tim: Someone from the Film and Video department needs nude models and is having trouble finding males.

Jake: Great.

Tim: And I told every photographer I knew that “I do nude.”

Jake: Ha!

Tim: But now all these people are IM-ing me with “omg, this guy needs nude models.”

Jake: You’re really on your way.

Tim: Looks like I gotta start starving myself again.

[pause]

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Conversations with Hettler #002
Tuesday November 15th 2005, 10:41 am
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Conversations with Hettler #001
Monday November 14th 2005, 7:02 am
Filed under: Conversations with Hettler


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