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You start realizing…
Tuesday December 18th 2007, 12:34 pm
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Thursday December 06th 2007, 11:50 am
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[a man enters a bar.  He takes off his top-hat and gloves and places them on the bar.  He raps his cane a bar-stool, loudly, getting the attention of the bartender]

TopHat: Barkeep!  Oh, barkeep!

Barkeep: Yes?

TopHat: Barkeep, please fix me a gimlet.

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TopHat: Tut, tut, barkeep!  Make haste!

Barkeep: [sighs with deep resignation] Sir, I don’t know how to make a gimlet.

TopHat: [shaking head] Barkeep…

Barkeep: You don’t have to say a word.  I know.

[Barkeep shoots himself in the neck and falls over.  TopHat selects “Who Let the dogs Out?” on the jukebox and dances merrily]

[No, not really dadaist. More like dumbism!!!!!!!!!!]

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Wednesday December 05th 2007, 1:49 pm
Filed under: Shows.

Jake: What’s our set?  Like, 15?

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