Tony Danza coaches someone through childbirth:
Saturday June 30th 2007, 6:42 am
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[a woman has just arrived at the hospital after her water broke. Tony Danza enters and pushes a wheelchair up to her.]
Woman: Uh, Tony Danza?
Tony Danza: Monaaaaa!
Woman: Terry.
Tony Danza: Angelaaaa!
Woman: No, it’s Terry.
Tony Danza: Samanthaaa!
Woman: Seriously, it’s TERRY.
Tony Danza: Tonyyyyy!
Woman: That’s you.
Tony Danza: I used to box!
Woman: Why are you here?
Tony Danza: Let me clean your house!
Woman: [immediately pulls the baby out of herself without even going into a hospital room. she gets up and runs away. fast. A doctor runs up to Tony.]
doctor: Good work as always, Tony.
Tony: Samantha!!!
doctor: Yes, of course Tony. Samantha.
[Tony straps on a rocket pack and flies out of the hospital]
doctor: I’m a doctor!
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Saturday June 16th 2007, 7:32 am
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Guy: Hello? Is this a diner?
[A bear jumps out and rips this man’s heart out.]
No. It is not a diner.
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