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[Kenny Dickface is shopping at the Food Hole. He has Nila wafers and ginger ale. UH OH KENNY DICKFACE MUST HAVE A STOMACH ACHE!!!]

Cashier: Will that be all?

KD: Yes, thanks. [pulls out credit card]

[cashier swipes it and is not phased by the name on the card.]

KD: Okay, let me have it. Destroy me.
Cashier: What?

KD: You read my credit card name…

Cashier: So?

KD: My name…

Cashier: Is Kenny Dickface.

KD: And?

Cashier: That’s a stupid fucking name.

KD: And my face looks like a dick, and I’m terrible, blah, blah–

Cashier: Hey. I’m not five.

KD: Oh, I just–

Cashier: Oh, you just? You just what? Thought because I was a cashier I’d just be ripping on your unfortunate name? Is that it? Because people in the food service industry aren’t above that? Hah?

KD: No. I’ll um. Just take my wafers.
[Cashier turns and punts his wafers to the ceiling. The box hits the ceiling and comes down.]

Cashier: There. Now no one can have them.

[KD stands in shock.]

Cashier: Just– just get out of here. [beat] Dickhead.

[KD swings around, excited.]

Cashier: I said “Dickhead,” not “dickface.” What? Get out of here. Goddammit.

[KD walks away dejected.]



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