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Monday December 25th 2006, 8:03 am
Filed under: Stories, CONTEST 2006-07!

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Tuesday December 19th 2006, 8:30 am
Filed under: CONTEST 2006-07!

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Baby / You Photoshop Contest Entry #003
Monday December 18th 2006, 3:28 pm
Filed under: Stories, CONTEST 2006-07!

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subject line: Let’s Clean Up This Town

body: Street Sweeping Jehosophat

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Thursday December 14th 2006, 11:52 am
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Baby / You Photoshop Contest Entry #001
Tuesday December 12th 2006, 10:25 am
Filed under: Stories, CONTEST 2006-07!

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From Jesus, Weehawken, NJ

Subject line: “Me and Baby Like You’ve Never Seen Us Before”

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[The contest: Photoshop a picture of yourself AND a baby in a place where you two really shouldn’t be. really. All entries to jake [at] internetdogfist [dot] com…NOW!]



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I am made of ice, but I still have a heart.
Monday December 04th 2006, 7:49 am
Filed under: Stories

Look–it’s true I am made entirely of ice and yes, I work in a very cold warehouse.  I realize it’s so hilarious.  Bit that’s not what I came to talk about today.

Although I am a large ice-human I am still just that–a HUMAN.  With a heart.  So I would like all my non-ice-filled friends to stop trying to fix me up with “Ice Princesses.”  I understand you think it’s hilarious and since I’m so “cold,” it wouldn’t matter anyway because I would just try to crush women and eat them on every date but it’s simply not true.  I would like to meet a nice lady who is very good at gardening.  These last 17 girls have carried knives on them.  Each and every single one of them.  One actually had an ice-pick and I was not amused.

So please, stop thinking just because my hands are ice and my feet are ice and…everything else is ICE that I’m just some cold, insensitive prick.  I volunteer at a muffin hut for the homeless.  Yes, v-o-l-u-n-t-e-e-r. Sometimes I come close to melting and dying but I really like seeing a homeless man enjoy a muffin.  Do you know any FLESHBUILT humans who would do that?

And now I’m tired.  Thanks.  thanks a lot, everyone.


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