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Wednesday March 22nd 2006, 2:13 pm
Filed under: Stories

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Coping with Death.
Thursday March 16th 2006, 11:33 am
Filed under: Stories

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Wednesday March 15th 2006, 7:30 am
Filed under: General

I ate that tree bark and now I’m dead.

Yes, this is from beyond the grave.

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Tuesday March 14th 2006, 11:21 am
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This is what I do at work all day…
Tuesday March 14th 2006, 8:27 am
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Friday March 10th 2006, 7:17 am
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Friday March 10th 2006, 6:44 am
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Dude: “Where is everyone today?”

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Sorry!!!!!!

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Tuesday March 07th 2006, 1:07 pm
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Tuesday March 07th 2006, 1:05 pm
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Monday March 06th 2006, 9:43 am
Filed under: General

I’m such a good joke writer!!!

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Yeah, right!!! Like he even needs them!!!

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Who’s there?
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Die mother fucker.

[ Note: at the end of this joke, this dude takes out a machine gun and sprays people to death]

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Monday March 06th 2006, 9:03 am
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But in weird ways!

A few months ago a co-worker said to me: “Jacob, I saw the ugly version of you today.” Okay! I’ll take it!

Another co-worker recently said to me about a girl who just broke up with her dude: “Well, he looked like a rodent, so you’ve got him beat in that category.” Yes! I don’t look like a rodent!

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